astralangels:


shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it

astralangels:

shocking update from updated satellite images reveal missouri does, in fact, not exist

i fucking knew it


Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

Will you shut the fuck up? We’re trying to watch TV.

necrophilofthefuture:

those 10 seconds after your laptop dies when u just hopelessly stare at the dark screen

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meladoodle:

clittauros:

meladoodle:

Okay I got to 8192 I think that means I should never play this game again

It means you’re in practice mode

Oh my god what the fuck is practice mode I didn’t even see I could undo what the hell!!! I could’ve gone on forever if I knew that i could undo god damnit

meladoodle:

clittauros:

meladoodle:

Okay I got to 8192 I think that means I should never play this game again

It means you’re in practice mode

Oh my god what the fuck is practice mode I didn’t even see I could undo what the hell!!! I could’ve gone on forever if I knew that i could undo god damnit

easilyhumored:

when someone gives you a really hard high five and you try to act like it didn’t hurt

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passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

kenobi-wan-obi:

when someone say hi to ya bae for too long

escapedgoat:

xxvalleygirlxx:

When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice

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When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice

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